I'm the nicest guy I know, did I tell you that?

Honestly, I don't go out of my way to buddy-fuck(Army speak for cock-block, stab in the back, shoot in the back, abandon to the clutches of a nasty beeyotch at the bar, you know what I mean) my friends. I don't mace people for staring at me the wrong way. And I 'repair' my buddie's XBOX 360 consoles for them, just for the hell of it.

So tonight I am just going to pat myself on the back because I FUCKING CAME THRU LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

Here's the scene at the casa around midnight:

Here's what your looking at:
1x hijacked Dell POS 3000 tower that I 'borrowed', gutted and reformatted
1x out of 3 Heinekins I drank that night trying to soothe my anger from throwing that fucking Dell POS 3000 out the fucking window onto Geary Blvd.
3x XBox 360 consoles that I lovingly 'repaired' for my Anh-Kap-ass cuzzo, Tigerkn33 and my new Pinoy-Pride cuzzo, Disco Stew.
1x PCI-SATA card that only fucking works in a Dell POS 3000 instead of my fucking handmade, godlike Computer that is so powerful fucking angels sing when I turn it on. [Does the Nghiemesis have to choke a mostherfucker at Newegg.com for selling him some bullshit SATA card? Do I got to take this shit to Resellerratings.com? Gotta think on that.]

This process is so fucking convoluted, I was going to go Lindsey Lohan and fuck somebody up on the street. But I chilled, cracked open another Heineken and figured shit out.

Well, like always, The Nghiemesis comes thru again. So I had to post this shit. These two fools will be getting their shit soon. When they turn on their 360s, when the fans inside start roaring again, they will whisper the name: The Nghiemesis motherfucker, the Nghiemesis.

NBA Draft Lottery: Embrace to Suck you beeyotches in Boston and Memphis

Its Official: The sky is falling, it has started to rain frogs and shit, the river water is turning to motherfucking blood in Memphis and Boston. Has the Apocalypse begun? Naww, today the NBA Draft Lottery took place and those two cities took a kick to the collective sports nuts. The reason there is a draft lottery in the first place is that teams do not tank games to purpose to try to position themselves higher draft position. Someone forgot to tell Memphis and Boston that. In the closing days of this past season, these two sad sack franchises put on a display of 'winning by losing' that would have shamed Pete Rose. It was pathetic watch these two teams 'compete' for the worst record in the league for a shot at Greg Oden or Kevin Durant. Boston GM Danny Ainge about creamed his pants and shit trying to shmooze Durant's mom at the Final Four. Shit was so blatant that the NBA had to publically call his ass out. Coach Doc Rivers benched starters with 'injuries' for the last 10 fucking games. Memphis canned their coach and hired some shmuck named Tony Barone? You tell me if your can even point to Memphis on the map much less name the head coach of the Grizzlies.

The city of Memphis is just fucking pathetic. Look at these headlines leading up to today:

Why the Grizzlies NEED to win the lottery

In the NBA, one player can make a difference

When pursuing top pick, it helps to have a little heart

Here's why the Grizzlies want the No. 1 pick so badly

Jesus, why don't the hicks in Memphis just get off their knees and and their lips off of David Stern's dick. These headlines just scream "We suck, we are just a town of broke-dick ass-slack-jawed-yokels, please oh please give us a good pick in the lottery?" You know I'm not surprised-90% of the population of Memphis are used to playing the real lottery every payday anyway. Fucking losers. Memphis sounds like a town that if your from there and someone asks about your childhood, you lie and tell them your from Dallas or some shit. What a shitty sports town. the name of their piss-ant newspaper is the Memphis Commercial Appeal. WTF Foolio? Is that a goddamn business trade magazine or the only major newspaper in Memphis?

But Boston is a different in a altogether more unpleasantly pathetic way. Here are some choice quotes from the Boston Globe website within 30 minutes of the fucking lottery ending:

Bob Ryan, columnist-

Who did what to whom? Was it decided that 16 championships in 30 years was somehow unfair and obscene and that enough was enough and the Celtics are never going to get another break again and that's that?

Because that's what it looks like. Nothing else can explain how the Celtics continue to suffer the wrath of powerful unseen forces determined to make their lives miserable.

Peter May, columnist-

After salivating for months over the prospect of either Oden or Durant wearing Celtic green for seasons to come, Danny Ainge and Co. were dealt a hammer blow by the Ping-Pong balls. The Celtics will end picking up fifth -- the worst-case scenario -- in next month's draft.

Jesse Nunes-

The Ultimate Nightmare has come through for Celtics fans. Not only do we miss out on the two guys who are head-and-shoulders above everyone else in this draft, but we miss out on the next two best players after that. Al Horford and Yi Jianlian may not even be possibilities now.

Number 5? Are you kidding me? Even the most pessimistic Celtics fan couldn't have envisioned such a catastrophic result.

and some comments from Celtic fans:

Here's to another decade of missing the playoffs.

I swear to god I knew we had the 5th pick. It is sick I turned it off.

GOD I FEEL SO NAUSEOUS!!!!!!!!!

For god's sake FIRE DANNY! The one thing he's been able to do was tank the season, and that got us a fifth pick. FIRE DANNY NOW!!!

just sickening....they can not catch a break. This makes me sick to my stomach....see you in another 10 years.

My house is like a morgue right now. This is one of the darkest days in Boston sports history.

Its because that moron tommy heinson was there, i was hoping he would have a heart attack when they showed we had the 5th pick

Jesus, you'd think the president died frmo all the moaning, bitching, lamenting of the Celtic faithful.

I love the NBA. After 16 years of suckitude from the Golden State Warriors, Boston Celtic fans can now bend over and get the broomstick for a change--assholes.

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HR motherfuckers can suck a phat dick straight up PART-II.

AIght continuing my meeting from hell with HR idiot/beeyotch...


Our HR lady is actually some girl-I think she was probably chinese or something, tells us that they made some changes to our HR plans and that we would truly benefit from them. And then she looks up at us like she just dropped the 11th Commandment or something. There's this fucking pregnant silence for like 20 seconds as everyone waits for her to expand on this fucking statement like any normal person. But she doesn't and starts wrapping up the fucking meeting!

I don't say shit in meetings. If I got a question, I'll ask but I'm not one to open my mouth. So HR Beeyotch wraps up the meeting in less than 20 minutes. Fuck-it took her longer to drive here from fucking Oakland airport. I'm fucking stupified. You came all the way up here for this shit? Just because your sorry ass was late as hell and fucked up like a soup sandwich?

I'm not even talking about this sorry ass anymore. Fuck all HR people-they deserve all the shit they get.

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HR motherfuckers can suck a phat dick straight up PART I.

You know what I'm talking about. HR motherfuckers, wherever you work, are motherfucking beeyotches.

They walk around like their shit don't stink, like your fucking supposed to lick their boots if you ever need something like changing your address.

I'll tell you a story of a HR beeyotch that just happened to me. We are supposed to have a meeting last week with the HR reps from the home office right. Well, the meeting didn't go as planned.
First off, HR beeyotch came a half hour late, flying up from Southern California. WTF foolio?

Everyone's waiting around for the meeting to start so the beeyotch can't get set-up properly. She's got some slides she wants to show, but didn't bring a fucking projector or even ask if we had one. Do we have one at our office? Hell yeah, but idiot HR skank is too embarrassed to ask So what does she do? Fucking set-up her laptop on one end of the conference room table and points at it as she talks. Dumb-Ass, your Powerpoint demo looks like shit when motherfuckers got to squint to see what the fuck your talking about.

Damn, I got to continue this shit in Part II-When HR Skank REALLY fucks up

Sorry everyone, I've been slipping

I know that I have not posted at the rate that I want and my millions of Hulkamaniacs need, but real life has a way of butting it's ugly face in my shit.

You see, I'm on my way to Thailand for a....ahhh...little vacation. On this vacation I'm going to meet with some doctors...err friends that will help me with a problem that I have had since I was a kid. You see when your born with both male and female genitalia you...um...sorry, I've said too much.

Let's just say that when I get back, things are going to be a little different...WTF Foolio will be getting a little injection of Vitamin E...E as in Estrogen.

The butterfly will be coming out of the cocoon...

hahahaahahah

Fooled ya. This foolio is relocating to a new crib and thats taken up alot of my spare time after work. Trust me, even in a tiny apt, you accumulate hella shit in three years. I'll be back and if your mug soon enough. End communication