HR motherfuckers can suck a phat dick straight up PART I.

You know what I'm talking about. HR motherfuckers, wherever you work, are motherfucking beeyotches.

They walk around like their shit don't stink, like your fucking supposed to lick their boots if you ever need something like changing your address.

I'll tell you a story of a HR beeyotch that just happened to me. We are supposed to have a meeting last week with the HR reps from the home office right. Well, the meeting didn't go as planned.
First off, HR beeyotch came a half hour late, flying up from Southern California. WTF foolio?

Everyone's waiting around for the meeting to start so the beeyotch can't get set-up properly. She's got some slides she wants to show, but didn't bring a fucking projector or even ask if we had one. Do we have one at our office? Hell yeah, but idiot HR skank is too embarrassed to ask So what does she do? Fucking set-up her laptop on one end of the conference room table and points at it as she talks. Dumb-Ass, your Powerpoint demo looks like shit when motherfuckers got to squint to see what the fuck your talking about.

Damn, I got to continue this shit in Part II-When HR Skank REALLY fucks up