Uhhh either these Frenchmen have Balls of Brass or they have a death wish

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SnapOffMode found this crazy video from this French site. WTF do these guys want to go out like the Crocodile Hunter? This is some of the craziest shit I've ever seen.

FYI video is accompanied by some shitty rock music-you have been warned!

Pic of the Day: I Can't Make This Shit Up Edition

Lil John went out and got himself in the Guinness Book of World Records with this FUCKING rope and 'pendant'. This motherfucker is rocking a $500,000 "Crunk Ain't Dead" pendant. I guess proper grammar wasn't included either. Here's a quote from the article"

Jon, real name Jonathan Smith, says, "I'm glad the Guinness World Records folks acknowledged me and my 'Crunk Aint Dead' piece. I spent a load of money on that chain.

"I had no idea I would break a record and be recognized for it. It's an honor. ... I grew up reading and hearing about people and celebrities who break records in the Guinness world records book and it always fascinated me. Now I'm on the list."

And the rapper has sent out a challenge to his peers to try and top his feat of bling: "Let's just see how many rappers try to outdo my pendant and break my record."

Amazing. Good for him. We all need challenges in our lives, whether its to write a novel, climb Mt. Everest or rock 500k worth of ice and gold on our necks. Here's to you Lil Jon, may you live long enough to pawn that beeyotch when your down on your luck.

Video of the Day: I Hate Duke University Edition

I hate Duke University. I hate everything about it. I don't give a fuck-I'm going out like Tim Hardaway-I HATE DUKE and ANYTHING or ANYONE that has to do with DUKE

That being said, the following video had be laughing out loud for 10 minutes staight. Fuck all you beeyotches at Duke

How O.J. Mayo, Basketball Diva decided to go to USC: This wanker is a fucking joke

So let me see if I understand this: O.J. Mayo is a 6'5" high school shooting guard who has bounced all over the nation playing basketball for 5 different schools. Typical for a shithead athlete-someone's always willing to give him a chance right? But this shitbird has already racked up a rapsheet worthy of a motherfucker in the pros:

-Assaulting fellow students during homecoming dance.
-Got busted with some dank.
-Bumped a ref, got suspended, got a fucking judge to throw out the suspension, and played in the nationally televised high school basketball game.


This kid is supposed to be the best high school basketball player in the country right now. But he can't jump to the NBA because they banned fools jumping straight to the pros from high school last year. So he's gotta go to college somewhere. So apparently he 'chose' USC.
Here are some excerpts from that article in the NY Times about how this came about:

A stranger walked into the University of Southern California basketball office one day last summer and asked to speak to the head coach. The stranger did not make an appointment. He did not call ahead. Tim Floyd, the U.S.C. head coach, cannot explain why he agreed to see him.

The mysterious man got right to the point. “How would you like to have the best player in the country?” he asked.Floyd tried not to roll his eyes.“Have you heard of O. J. Mayo?” the man asked.Of course Floyd had heard of him. Everyone in basketball had heard of him. Mayo was first mentioned in Sports Illustrated when he was in the seventh grade. He was considered a future lottery pick by the time he entered high school. He once talked trash to Michael Jordan during a pickup game at Jordan’s camp.

“O. J. wanted me to come here today,” the man told Floyd. “He wanted me to figure out who you are.”

“Why aren’t you at Arizona or Connecticut?” Floyd recalled asking.The man explained that Mayo wanted to market himself before going to the N.B.A., and that Los Angeles would give him the best possible platform.“Then why aren’t you at U.C.L.A.?” Floyd asked.The man shook his head. U.C.L.A. had already won 11 national championships. It had already produced many N.B.A. stars. Mayo wanted to be a pioneer for a new era.

WTF? Turns out that guy wasn't Mayo's dad(does he even know who he is?), uncle or any other relative. He was a fucking event promoter that 'befriended' Mayo. Remember this shithead is still in high school

“Let me call him,” Floyd said.The man shook his head again. “O. J. doesn’t give out his cell,” he said. “He’ll call you.”

Wow, "O.J. doesn't give out his cell". And Tim Floyd is supposed to coach this kid? Floyd should of told this rat-fuck to get the hell out of his office and take his horse with him. Of course Floyd creams his pants at the thought of getting his piece of prime beef at USC. Later Mayo calls him:

When Floyd answered the phone, he heard a teenager’s voice on the other end: “Coach, this is O. J. Mayo. I’d like to come to your school.”

Mayo asks how many scholarships does Floyd have and then tells Floyd that he'll bring some of his homies to play at USC too-WTF who's recruiting who now?

Before Floyd hung up, he asked one more time for Mayo’s cellphone number. “No,” Mayo said. “I’ll call you.”

Jeezus. I can see this ending really well for USC and Mayo. He's going to enjoy the college experience soooooo much. Tim Floyd will be his mentor, father-figure and coach him to help his game and Mayo will embrace it because he's all about improving himself as a player, but most importantly as a person.

Pftttt...yeah right. This is the fucking Titanic beeyotch. Pieces of Shit like Mayo have only one redeeming quality in their bodies-a talent for putting a leather ball through a metal hoop. No respect, no values, no personalities, no work ethic. Cue up "Send in the Clowns" USC is going to need it when this idiot gets on campus. The Bucket of Shit Award this month goes to O.J. Mayo, Tim Floyd, and USC.

Obama 1 - Clinton 0: Ohh Shit Clinton got blown up!

Hilary Clinton is running for President in 2008. So is black man Barack Obama. I like neither of them, but I despise that praying-mantis-Madame Butterfly Hilary Clinton. So what happens last week? Someone posted a YouTube video mimicking Apple's '1984' Mac ad. But they slightly...'modfiy' it. Observe:



Ahhhh damn, I think there are some pretty pissed of assholes in Clinton's camp. This clip is getting all kinds of hype. The SF Chronicle is all over the beeyotch, here and here.

I did a search on Google News here with the words 'Obama, ad, Youtube'. Wow this shit is all over the place now.

I want a president that will kick ass and take names. Dude, chick, black, yellow, brown i don't give a fuck. But I DON'T want Hilary Clinton's ass in the White House. That beeyotch is crazy, power hungry and I don't know shit about politics and I can see that.

Vote or Die beeyotches.

Pic of the Day March 16th

This is the first issue of a German PS3 magazine called CONSOUL.

Best.Magazine.Cover.Ever

You have got to be kidding me...

Reading the SFgate this morning and saw this shit.

I got one question for all of you out there: Who would buy a fucking $275 Armani t-shirt?

One answer: Some dumbass Asian motherfucker that's who.

-probably from Hong Kong, Singapore, Japan
-Maybe some rich ethnic chinese freak from Indonesian, Malaysian or the Phillipines because we all know the native populations of these countries can't even afford rice on a stick.
-FOB-ass asians of all nationalities here in the United States. You know who I'm talking about-the dudes wear their hair in faux-hawks or combed forwards like effeminate videogame characters from Japan with 'highlights' that look better on their FOB girlfriends which brings us to...
-FOB chicks that all dye their hair the same shade of shit-brown or piss-yellow. They all look alike and weigh 90lbs each.
-Trendy Asian Bitch or TAB's These gold digging CfMs(Concubines for Money) just live for shit like this t-shirt.
-International Students who have their rich parents pay for anything they fucking want, including $275 t-shirts, common sense be-damned.
-American Born asians who don't know any better than to keep up with FOBs and TABs but are blowing up their credit cards in the process.

BTW the $275 t-shirt is the Armani in the middle. Fucking 'fashion' indeed.

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Pic of the Day March 13th 2007 When Special Forces Goes Wrong Edition

Ahhh the merry men of Special Forces. Truly the elite. Or As Will Smith put it in Men In Black "The Best of the best of the best!" These hale professionals have many responsibilities. One of them is to demonstrate their elite talents for dignitaries, politicos and civilians once in a while. To let the unwashed masses see what the 'Special' in Special Forces is all about. To bask in the glow of their otherworldly talents; to peek inside their world and glimpse the greatest warriors in the world doing what they do best.

Then you get shit like this. I hope to God this is a picture taken by ruthless, mocking teammates in a training scenario. If this was in front of a bunch of generals, this poor sunnofabitch was problably drummed out of whatever unit he was in. What WTF is up with the tighty-blackys underwear? How did this dude extricate himself from this shit? He's fucking rappeling down a building with his pants around his ankles!

Bad Tattoos: Sports Edition

Is the such as thing as bad tattoos? Or a poor, defenseless tattoo that is inked on a shithead owner? I submit the following bad tattoo and the equally horrendous trash that owns it. Today's edition is sports. Prepare yourselves:

Wow. Let me start off with some quick-strikes:
-Backwards ball-cap, CHECK
-Goatee, CHECK
-Body hair,CHECK
-Wife Beater, CHECK
-Extra 50lbs of body fat, CHECK
-Hand signal showing that 'your' team is number one, CHECK

What does all these signify? A example of Wisconsinite whyte trash that almost blinds the eyes. This troglodyte symbol of Green Bat Packer fandom is the epitome of shithead. Is this idiot's life so deviod of meaning that he has to stencil himself with the logos of a professional athletic team? This moron is now has a t-shirt logo embedded in his skin? And I'm not even touching the evident homosexual man-crush this bovine fool has on whoever wears number '4'. Maybe thats the grade that he dropped out of school? Or it could be the '1' that he so strikingly is posing? Whatever it is, thank god he's thousands of miles away from me...but us Northern Californians have a different problem on our hands...namely people that walk around with shit like this on their bodies:
Unbelievable. Getting a picture of a haggard old man inked on your body. A man that would probably run you over in his limousine on the way to the stadium and not even stop. Raider Fan=slobbering idiot.

Pic of the Day, 3/7/07 Tim Hardaway Edition, inspired by the Onion

What a wanker