Thursday, March 8, 2007

Bad Tattoos: Sports Edition

Is the such as thing as bad tattoos? Or a poor, defenseless tattoo that is inked on a shithead owner? I submit the following bad tattoo and the equally horrendous trash that owns it. Today's edition is sports. Prepare yourselves:

Wow. Let me start off with some quick-strikes:
-Backwards ball-cap, CHECK
-Goatee, CHECK
-Body hair,CHECK
-Wife Beater, CHECK
-Extra 50lbs of body fat, CHECK
-Hand signal showing that 'your' team is number one, CHECK

What does all these signify? A example of Wisconsinite whyte trash that almost blinds the eyes. This troglodyte symbol of Green Bat Packer fandom is the epitome of shithead. Is this idiot's life so deviod of meaning that he has to stencil himself with the logos of a professional athletic team? This moron is now has a t-shirt logo embedded in his skin? And I'm not even touching the evident homosexual man-crush this bovine fool has on whoever wears number '4'. Maybe thats the grade that he dropped out of school? Or it could be the '1' that he so strikingly is posing? Whatever it is, thank god he's thousands of miles away from me...but us Northern Californians have a different problem on our hands...namely people that walk around with shit like this on their bodies:
Unbelievable. Getting a picture of a haggard old man inked on your body. A man that would probably run you over in his limousine on the way to the stadium and not even stop. Raider Fan=slobbering idiot.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shall we call the Nghiemesis a "hypocrite?" What he failed to do was state that he got his pics from this slide show and picked only to put these two pics up. If you look look at all the photos you can see that niners and giants fans are no exception to putting "shit like this on their bodies."

Anonymous said...

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0703/reader.submitted.tattoos/content.1.html

this slide show

snapoffmode said...

damn nim....someone just called you out!!!!!!!

The Nghiemesis said...

Man,

In the interest of journalistic integrity, I had to only confine my post to the most egrarious offenders of good-taste and decorum. Thus only the present shitheads were included. If this 'anonymous' commenter would like to call me out and label me a hypocrite, I don't give a fuck. Raider fans are still the dregs of humanity.

Anonymous said...

And Niners fans are as Chris Rock says in CB4, "sweat from my balls."

Hits Beeyotch