Hate, Hate, hate everywhere...

Here at WTF Foolio, we love to rant about shit that deserves ridicule, derision and plain old shit talking. So sometimes I read something that makes me laugh, chortle, and all that good shit.

Over at SFGate, the SF Chronicle website, they have a section called the Daily Dish. It's basically a gossip column about celebrity news and tidbits. Well, SFGate started allowing readers to leave comments on stories and the Daily Dish was no exception. Today there was a article about everyone's favorite skank, Paris Hilton. Here's the blurb:

Paris Hilton celebrated her 26th birthday in Las Vegas over the weekend with two dates.

The star celebrated at sushi restaurant Nobu with her sister Nicky, Nicky's boyfriend David Katzenberg and Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.

According to veteran Hollywood gossip columnist Janet Charlton, Hilton had two dates for the evening, former boyfriend Stavros Niarchos and Brandon Davis.

The socialite was seen hopping between Niarchos and Davis, alternately kissing one, and then the other, between bites of sushi.

The cozy threesome also reportedly shared a room at The Palms Hotel and Casino

Well I started reading some of the comments left by the citizens of my fair City and started laughing because some of the shit they left was funny as hell and since I do want to entertain my readers I'm going to reprint some of the better ones:

1. That's nice that people with herpes can find partners who have it too..er..don't mind!
2. Cum guzzling scuzz bucket. Semen belcher. Oh, lord, I just grossed my own damn self out.
3. I guess it takes two to fill er up these days, eh? sorry, poor taste. couldn't resist.
4. after her b-day celebrations, her next cosmetic surgery will be to put an elastic drawstring on her snatch to keep her organs from falling out.
5. I doubt these little twinks would know what to do with her body. She played it safe.
6. So, which one got the sloppy seconds?
7. Good question Drewby. I think the first guy in this case is getting sloppy 467ths.
8. "inbetween bites of sushi"? I imagine she was saying, "Get used to the smell boys"
9. She is so gross. I wish she would pull an Anna Nicole and just drop dead.

Ahhh San Francisco, you gotta love it. Where the streets run red with H8torade.