Pic of the Day - .45 bullet to the Face Edition

I love me some inspirational Posters. From one of the greatest movies ever, even though QT turned fag and dumped Mira Sorvino

Pic of the Day - Female FAIL style

Check this honey out. I could not imagine NOT putting my frikken drawers on the right way. Somewhere a kitten died because of this chick's Epic Fail.

Getting back on the wagon.

Alright all you swinging johnsons, The Nghiemesis has decided that this blog has been languishing enough. There is going to be some pipe-hitting knowledge soon to be dropped. As Shooter McGavin said in Happy Gilmore "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"

This is for the Street Fighter fiends everywhere, especially SnapOffMode

Capcom is releasing Street Fighter IV for the next-gen consoles. SnapOffMode-don't cream your pants too soon.

SnapOffMode is going to the San Diego Comic Convention

Here's a pic of some of SnapOffMode's friends that he's hooking up with. I think he met the one of the right playing AoE with SanCasm.

Fucking SnapOffMode is playing with FIRE

Cpt Kirk can't die because Heaven isn't big enough for his BRASS BALLS

You know how you joke with your friends, but there are some areas are just off-limits? Well for me its the usual shit, it goes like this:

Don't talk shit about my wife, kids, family of course. Then it kind of veers off into a fucking area that will get you fucked up.

One of these areas is Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. I truly believe that he was the manliest man in the entire fucking galaxy. He would have kicked Chuck Norris's ass, then fucked Chuck Norris in the ass-not because he was gay, but because he was such a fucking bad ass and he was totally comfortable in his manliness.

So, I'm away from the blog for a bit and then I see this shit? WTF Foolio? It's all easy to clown on The Kirk. I mean, he's got his haters and shit. I thought SnapOffMode was a little more enlightened. I thought wrong. So for the next couple of weeks, keep a eye on this page. Motherfucker's are going to be broken off.

I am not a JappoPhile or a HanGookoPhile, but I know fucking good tunes

One day my boy Jae was watching his usual Korean tapes and shit at the Crib. Then this song comes on and I listen to it for a second and I'm hooked like Lindsey Lohan to a 12in line of blow in the woman's restroom in the club. K-Pop is the shit. This song is the shit. Enjoy beeytoches.

Pic of the Day: I found a pic of SnapOffMode's 'partner'

Holy shit. He asked me to find him a nice Japanese girl. I guess he got impatient and went to Thulsa Doom's Mountain of Power and found himself a new 'friend'

Joachim Noah and the Geico Cavemen: Separated at birth?

Joakim Noah has got to be one of the ugliest motherfuckers ever. Not just athletes, I'm talking about one of the ugliest humans on earth. So ugly that when his parents took him to the zoo, the zookeeper said "Thanks for bringing him back." I have photographic proof that Noah is in actuality a caveman. Maybe a Cro-Magnon, but probably a Neaderthal. Here is a mashup of Noah courtesy of dzyanks's blog:


-Note the teeth: He can eat a apple thru a chainlink fence
-Note the hair: Never cleaned, never cut so as to blend in with his native habitat
-Note the ugliness: Keep mirrors away from his face.

Now here are some Geico Cavemen:

And just for the hell of it, UnFrozen Caveman Lawyer from SNL:


The similarities are eerie. And don't tell me he's the kid of Yannick Noah and his mom is Ms Swiss 1978. That's nonsense. I have just proven that Noah is a fucking caveman. I think Noah should submit himself to scientific study at Standford's Department of Anthropology, or at least hire himself out for parties. Well on second thought, I think a clown has a smaller chance of getting shit thrown at him by scared kids than the missing Geico Caveman, Joakim Noah.

The Onion is one of the funniest sites on the web

Got this from The Onion. If you have never been there before, peruse the archives and read some of the funniest satire on the intertubes. They mainly wrote articles, but lately have started releasing 2 min videos of some fucking funny shit.

Here is one that you watch and sagely nod your head saying "No wonder I don't watch any of those punk ass news channels anymore." Funny as hell.


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