Fucking SnapOffMode is playing with FIRE

Cpt Kirk can't die because Heaven isn't big enough for his BRASS BALLS

You know how you joke with your friends, but there are some areas are just off-limits? Well for me its the usual shit, it goes like this:

Don't talk shit about my wife, kids, family of course. Then it kind of veers off into a fucking area that will get you fucked up.

One of these areas is Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. I truly believe that he was the manliest man in the entire fucking galaxy. He would have kicked Chuck Norris's ass, then fucked Chuck Norris in the ass-not because he was gay, but because he was such a fucking bad ass and he was totally comfortable in his manliness.

So, I'm away from the blog for a bit and then I see this shit? WTF Foolio? It's all easy to clown on The Kirk. I mean, he's got his haters and shit. I thought SnapOffMode was a little more enlightened. I thought wrong. So for the next couple of weeks, keep a eye on this page. Motherfucker's are going to be broken off.