Pic of the Day: I found a pic of SnapOffMode's 'partner'

Holy shit. He asked me to find him a nice Japanese girl. I guess he got impatient and went to Thulsa Doom's Mountain of Power and found himself a new 'friend'

Pic of the Day- I was saving this pic for a special post...

This is for SnapOffMode-In college he attempted to grow a weed plant in our closet. It was one fucking plant and he thought he was Pablo Escobar. I told him he'd end up in jail and this guy would be his cellmate.But I just laugh whenever I look at it. Found in the great wilderness that is the Internet...I think its SOM's BFF

Pic of the Day: I Can't Make This Shit Up Edition

Lil John went out and got himself in the Guinness Book of World Records with this FUCKING rope and 'pendant'. This motherfucker is rocking a $500,000 "Crunk Ain't Dead" pendant. I guess proper grammar wasn't included either. Here's a quote from the article"

Jon, real name Jonathan Smith, says, "I'm glad the Guinness World Records folks acknowledged me and my 'Crunk Aint Dead' piece. I spent a load of money on that chain.

"I had no idea I would break a record and be recognized for it. It's an honor. ... I grew up reading and hearing about people and celebrities who break records in the Guinness world records book and it always fascinated me. Now I'm on the list."

And the rapper has sent out a challenge to his peers to try and top his feat of bling: "Let's just see how many rappers try to outdo my pendant and break my record."

Amazing. Good for him. We all need challenges in our lives, whether its to write a novel, climb Mt. Everest or rock 500k worth of ice and gold on our necks. Here's to you Lil Jon, may you live long enough to pawn that beeyotch when your down on your luck.

Pic of the Day March 16th

This is the first issue of a German PS3 magazine called CONSOUL.

Best.Magazine.Cover.Ever

Pic of the Day March 13th 2007 When Special Forces Goes Wrong Edition

Ahhh the merry men of Special Forces. Truly the elite. Or As Will Smith put it in Men In Black "The Best of the best of the best!" These hale professionals have many responsibilities. One of them is to demonstrate their elite talents for dignitaries, politicos and civilians once in a while. To let the unwashed masses see what the 'Special' in Special Forces is all about. To bask in the glow of their otherworldly talents; to peek inside their world and glimpse the greatest warriors in the world doing what they do best.

Then you get shit like this. I hope to God this is a picture taken by ruthless, mocking teammates in a training scenario. If this was in front of a bunch of generals, this poor sunnofabitch was problably drummed out of whatever unit he was in. What WTF is up with the tighty-blackys underwear? How did this dude extricate himself from this shit? He's fucking rappeling down a building with his pants around his ankles!

Pic of the Day, 3/7/07 Tim Hardaway Edition, inspired by the Onion

What a wanker

Pic of the Day 2/14/07 AnchorMan Edition

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is one of the funniest movies of all time. And one of the scenes was the 'gang' fight between competing news teams from Greater San Diego. Pictured here is the lead anchor for the Spanish language channel, Arturo Mendes, played by Ben Stiller and his crew of vatos.

Some observations:
-Check out some of the weapons that the news crews are carrying, they are all funny as hell but some stand out: Brian Fantana in Will Ferrell's crew pulls out a revolver, and spins the chambers to make sure it's loaded. The fact that it's the only gun anyone pulls out is funny enough, but this rumble's absurdity level just got kicked up a notch. Ferrell himself pulls out a fucking 2 foot long chair leg out of his jacket like he keeps it there in case he gets caught in a rumble. In Vince Vaughn's crew, the guy next to him pulls out a 4 foot long length of chain from inside his polyester suit like a fucking magician.
-The Channel 2 news team then shows up, led by Luke Wilson. One of his minions is carrying a fucking 3 foot long BROADSWORD like a fucking viking. Wilson himself is armed with a lead pipe with a rusty saw nailed to it. Another has a stick with a pair of scissors embedded in it for that extra umph!
-The Public News team shows up next led by Tim Robbins. "No commercials, No MERCY!" One dude is armed with a hatchet, another is fucking holding a lacross stick with nails attached to it.
-Finally, the Spanish channel news team shows with with Ben Stiller. Of course they got a latin flavor to their weapons. Stiller himself keeps it real by wielding a whip like Zorro. Another dude's carrying a fucking machete while holding a mexican rattle in the other hand. Of course they all are wearing their butterfly collars on the outside of their jackets.
-Basically, this clip is just one funny scene in a movie filled to the top with them. Enjoy beeyotches.

Pic of the Day 2/13/07 Friend fighting Friend to the Death Edition

Spock fucks up the Captain in a Vulcan mating ritual gone horribly wrong.

Here's the original fight in all its glory, from the episode Amok Time:



And in one of the greatest movies ever made, The Cable Guy, Jim Carrey and Matthew Broderick, battle it out in this unforgettable tribute to the greatest friend on friend action of all time (From SnapOffMode):

Pic of the Day 2-12-07: Mondays at work suck edition

I hate Mondays. And I especially hate Mondays where you have some chirpy co-workers asking you how your weekend was..."and OMG you won't believe what my terrible kid did this weekend and yadda...yadda". I wish I could wear this pic on a card around my neck. Get yourself a cup of STFU beeyotch.

Pic of the Day 2/8/07 Real Men of Genius Edition

When I first saw this pic, I laughed for 5 minutes. Gets me everytime I see it. Seems like some folks were messing around in a office somewhere. Now this dude's a Internet legend. Here's to you Cheap-Handless-Cellphone-Headset Guy.

Pic of the day Feb 6th

Uhhh the Truth hurts...like a overstretched g-string on a fat bitch

Man, I don't know where to start here...

• The good thing is that is you stay exclusively in a urban area, say San Francisco or New York, you have a good chance of seeing freaks like the one on the left-white, black, asians, any race of the finest, female flesh in the world.
  
• The sad thing is, you only have to drive a couple miles outside San Francisco into Marin and the East Bay to start seeing gastropods like the one on the right. Even worse, you know how the Earth is covered 70% by water? Well, in of 95% America, your chances of being struck blind by gelatinous, quivering, jiggling, flabby fat chicks are 5 to 1. For you non-gamblers those aren't good odds.
  
• I know there are hot chicks in America. The problem is that many of them only have a small window of hot-ness in their lives. For some it might last only one, two years in high school or college, for others? Maybe it last long enough for them to land a husband but that's a double edged sword because thats also the same period of time when they'll get impregnated, thus ending the hot-ness period prematurely. For others it never comes, the hot-ness period short-circuited by fast food, canned meat, epic spam binges, midnight baloney/jelley sandwiches and so forth. For some they parley the hot-ness period in a career in movies. For the rest of the world's females? Their...uhhh normal human beings.
• Do they even sell thong underwear in that size? Who the fuck would manufacture a thong in that size? What evil motherfucker would do such a thing? It's a goddamn crime against humanity, God and the fucking Queen. Were a bunch of designers sitting around in a room in Shitlick, Kansas allocating thong underwear to Wal-Mart, Target or Costco and said to themselves "We're not serving the fat demographic! Get the designers in here! We need a line of size XL thru XXXXL thong underwear stat!"
  

Did Reuters fuck with this picture too?

/start sarcasm

Some Joes in Iraq, terrorizing the the population again. Those fucking stormtroopers have no shame. Those Iraqi people are probably just trying to cross this bridge when Dubya's running-dog-Gestapo-US Army thugs ran up on them and probably start demanding money or food or probably sexual favors from the woman. They are obviously terrified. There are probably 20 other soldiers pointing their weapons at them, forcing them to smile at gunpoint, it's sickening. Thank God we have photographic proof of this criminal shit going on over there. It was probably a Reuters photographer who bravely took this Pulitzer Prize worthy pic. Those guys are known for their journalistic integrity and courage. Bring our soldiers home so me and my cronies..err fellow-activists can mock...err speak to them!

/end sarcasm

Seriously, all you Joes serving this country of ours, keep up the good work. As Drill Sergeant Blossom said "Stay Alert, Stay Alive"

Pic of the Day-Jan 25

WTF? Between the eight of these guys and all the medals they have been rewarded, you would think they conquered the galaxy or some shit. Fucking Commies.