Cpt Kirk can't die because Heaven isn't big enough for his BRASS BALLS
You know how you joke with your friends, but there are some areas are just off-limits? Well for me its the usual shit, it goes like this:
Don't talk shit about my wife, kids, family of course. Then it kind of veers off into a fucking area
that will get you fucked up. One of these areas is Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. I truly believe that he was the manliest man in the entire fucking galaxy.
He would have kicked Chuck Norris's ass, then fucked Chuck Norris in the ass-not because he was gay, but because he was such a fucking bad ass and he was totally comfortable in his manliness.
So, I'm away from the blog for a bit and then I see this shit? WTF Foolio? It's all easy to clown on The Kirk. I mean, he's got his haters and shit. I thought SnapOffMode was a little more enlightened. I thought wrong. So for the next couple of weeks, keep a eye on this page. Motherfucker's are going to be broken off.