Pic of the Day: I found a pic of SnapOffMode's 'partner'

Holy shit. He asked me to find him a nice Japanese girl. I guess he got impatient and went to Thulsa Doom's Mountain of Power and found himself a new 'friend'

Joachim Noah and the Geico Cavemen: Separated at birth?

Joakim Noah has got to be one of the ugliest motherfuckers ever. Not just athletes, I'm talking about one of the ugliest humans on earth. So ugly that when his parents took him to the zoo, the zookeeper said "Thanks for bringing him back." I have photographic proof that Noah is in actuality a caveman. Maybe a Cro-Magnon, but probably a Neaderthal. Here is a mashup of Noah courtesy of dzyanks's blog:


-Note the teeth: He can eat a apple thru a chainlink fence
-Note the hair: Never cleaned, never cut so as to blend in with his native habitat
-Note the ugliness: Keep mirrors away from his face.

Now here are some Geico Cavemen:

And just for the hell of it, UnFrozen Caveman Lawyer from SNL:


The similarities are eerie. And don't tell me he's the kid of Yannick Noah and his mom is Ms Swiss 1978. That's nonsense. I have just proven that Noah is a fucking caveman. I think Noah should submit himself to scientific study at Standford's Department of Anthropology, or at least hire himself out for parties. Well on second thought, I think a clown has a smaller chance of getting shit thrown at him by scared kids than the missing Geico Caveman, Joakim Noah.

The Onion is one of the funniest sites on the web

Got this from The Onion. If you have never been there before, peruse the archives and read some of the funniest satire on the intertubes. They mainly wrote articles, but lately have started releasing 2 min videos of some fucking funny shit.

Here is one that you watch and sagely nod your head saying "No wonder I don't watch any of those punk ass news channels anymore." Funny as hell.


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