Video of the Day: Dumb Ass Sideline Reporter Edition

My beloved 49ers are sucking ass this season. Before being crushed by Seattle this Sunday, Brand New coach, Mike Singletary (who almost broke shithead TE Vernon Davis in half for fucking around during the game) was interviewed by Fox sideline reporter Danyelle Sargent.

She immediately steps in a STINKING PILE o' SHIT when she says to Singletary 'I heard you called your mentor Bill Walsh...'

Apparently she did not get the memo ...Bill Walsh died last year. The football field they are standing on has a plaque with his name on it...the 49ers named the field after him when he died.

Here is the news story at the Merc.

Oh yeah, there is fucking video of this worst sideline interview eva.

Sarah Palin can eat shit.

All I need to know about that wack-job Palin is this...



Fuck you and your horse Palin. And take that old bastard McCain with you, that dishonorable fuck.

Pic of the Day: Praise Allah Edition

Fuck the Raiders

The Oakland Raiders got their ass-whupped on Sunday to their hated rival the Denver Broncos, 41-14.

Their Defensive Coordinator, Bob Ryan, had a rant after the game that is hysterically funny.

Here's one of the comments after that article:

RAIDER$EVER Says:
September 11th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

IF KIFFIN IS FIRED AND RYAN STAYS IT MEANS AL DAVIS´S BUNGHOLE IS EXTRA JUICY BECAUSE OF ITS MANY LICKS…WHAT THE FCUK WAS THAT????

Ahhhhh Raider fans, you gotta love 'em.



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Video of the Day: Cindy Lauper Rocking the Shit Edition

Cindy Lauper was one crazy biotch back in the day. When she released She's So Unusual in 1983, she blew up. Then she was with Capt Lou Albano in WrestleMania...she's a 80s icon man and I love her...but I have nothing but contempt for that other 80s 'Queen of Pop', the fuckhead Jezebel biotch of the First Order, Madonna.

Anyway, since 1985 Lauper has released a ton of albums, been acting and gaining a huge following amongst gay men. Those dudes are fiercely loyal to their icons, so she's up there with Betty, Cher, Kylie and Madonna now.

Lauper just cut a new record and one of the songs is the shit. Watch and enjoy.

BTW Cindy Lauper is fucking 55 years old now. Holy Shit.

Pic of the Day - .45 bullet to the Face Edition

I love me some inspirational Posters. From one of the greatest movies ever, even though QT turned fag and dumped Mira Sorvino

Pic of the Day - Female FAIL style

Check this honey out. I could not imagine NOT putting my frikken drawers on the right way. Somewhere a kitten died because of this chick's Epic Fail.

Getting back on the wagon.

Alright all you swinging johnsons, The Nghiemesis has decided that this blog has been languishing enough. There is going to be some pipe-hitting knowledge soon to be dropped. As Shooter McGavin said in Happy Gilmore "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"

This is for the Street Fighter fiends everywhere, especially SnapOffMode

Capcom is releasing Street Fighter IV for the next-gen consoles. SnapOffMode-don't cream your pants too soon.

SnapOffMode is going to the San Diego Comic Convention

Here's a pic of some of SnapOffMode's friends that he's hooking up with. I think he met the one of the right playing AoE with SanCasm.