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Hey for all the Fellas: Video of the Day

Some stacked, random chick on Youtube dancing her ass off. Enjoy.

Video of The Day: That's What She Said...biotch Edition

Funniest parts of the NBC show The Office is the running "That's what she said..." jokes. Here's a compilation. Enjoy biotches

 

Huffpo columnist Jason Notte has a hard hitting article on the origins of this glorious joke.  

I thought Kriss Kross was bad: Here's the next big thing

From SteakNBJ

I think it's time for the newest fad to catch on with the 'it' crowd and I believe I have found it!

Video of the Day: Crazy jazz Edition

I was searching YouTube for Depeche Mode's Strangelove and this video came up in the results. I thought it was another cover version by some band. I was wrong.

This band is called Koop and they too had a song named Strangelove.. They are Swedish and they produce all their sound electronically, all the vocalists they use on their albums are guests. This one here is Norwegian singer Hilde Louise Asbjørnsen. Oh by the way, They are melding Swedish jazz beats, female jazz vocalists from all over the world and Caribbean beats from the islands of the Caribbean. And they are making it work. Fucking outstanding.

I like Jazz, I like electronic dance music, I love female vocalists who can sing. Koop is killing me with all three! I'm now a big Koop and Hilde Louise fan.

Daily Dose of K-Pop

This came out in 1994. My Korean roommate rented these videotapes at some video store. I heard it and was hooked. K-Pop=goodness

Let me throw some facts in your face:

-Bands name is Marrioner. The song is "Cocktail Sarang(love)"
-Yes this proves that asian chicks wearing beanies are HOT.
-There was a time in Korean pop culture that everyone wanted to be jamacian. Hence you have the reggae-ey beat and the bermuda pants the fat guy is wearing sporting the colors of Africa
-Any Korean over the age of 23 will know it. So all you white boys with yellow-fever, use this nugget and you might-just might, get some trim.

A real catchy tune. Enjoy.

The Greatest Lie the Devil Ever Told...

##### Encrypted: decrypt with http://www.fourmilab.ch/javascrypt/
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WWMVH CGNTI LSRVM ALCKI XMLIQ NIQDM IDNMT BVLLL FXBIP QOTMU AAATS
JALBI OWBWJ APXDT TETII JQRHM WGIKQ EXACI VIMUG BFMSW MNIGP NMSTI
IGXKO OQEGK BNPNI MBVUO HMGHO PEUVQ WGRMB OLOCD AFBBF SGNXC SPCBR
POVMN ICVER TNLRV WFWGD ILOFU QAVON JURFK RIQKK EVPIE MVQFT LEULW
GRNEK WQURH NCLEE MCTNG MVNFQ TWHGF IOWWR VLJDL TDIDL SLMWC TILHU
WKUDT ETVMW BJSIC RGPSS FNCPS EFAKI EPPTB OAQNV IOQML SXNIT LFRCX
DWTWM CSVAD CLBMA FSCEX JXGOA NFUPI PERGV LWBWF LUDJN XPMDV WSAOM
KDFBF GDQIO OPQMF SKIGE NCIBX QVMIE QOTRS JMIFE GTQUW NCOQI MWMWP
WUWPP FNPDH QJXEU MQKMO PNNRL FDGEM TOVOO ONUDL FRGDD NXKPF JOWLZ
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##### End encrypted message

The Kitchen Sink or the Fuck-it-I'm-writing-about everything-post

This is a post about nothing. That's right nothing. I have not written anything decent in a long time. Well time is up beeyotches. Put your shoes on and follow me.

1-Barack Obama was elected our president on Nov 4th. I never believed that racist-ass America would elect a black man(you can argue all day if Pres Obama is really black, like Charlie Murphy black, but fuck all that, he's black.) president. As you can tell from my prior posts, I disliked the Republicans so much, especially after McCain announced Palin as his running mate, I had to vote for Obama. I started doing some research on my own, just so I could get a read on this dude. Everything I found out was cool, refreshing and actually nice. I concluded that this was one of the smartest men in American politics.

That was before I even heard him speak.








I cannot remember the last time I even listened to more than a few seconds of what a politician had to say. It was all background noise. But listening to President Obama for the first time was a shock to the system. My thought process was in overdrive, ping-ponging everywhere:

• This dudes got a nice sounding voice.
• He is not talking politician jibber jabber either.
• This motherfucker is smart.
• This motherfucker is making sense.
• Holy shit is he talking to me?
• Man, is this what it feels like to have heard John Kennedy talk? Even...MLK?
  

That fool made me care about what is going on outside of my front door. Seriously, my generation sucks. We are told that we don't believe in shit, that we were Generation X blah blah ...that we were the children of the information age, that we grew up in divorce, drugs, economic uncertainty, etc... Basically we were a bunch of assholes. Obama told us to forget that shit, we're Americans, we can change shit if we want to.

We have been warned against offering the people of this nation false hope. But in the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope.

Yes We Can biotches.

2)My boy SnapOffMode used to post with me here. Apparently, he's after some trim and wanted nothing 'incriminating' hanging out on the Internet on him. Well buddy, this is for you:

I only care about your safety and well-being. God bless.

3-I'm going to sleep. To be continued.



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Video of the Day: Who watches the Watchmen Edition

There are alot ofhaters that can't wait for this move to fail. I'm not one of them. Latest trailer for Watchmen.

BTW It's probably not a good idea to mess with the bald, blue guy who is glowing.

Video of the Day: Jessica Alba Stares you down Edition

www.ibeatyou.com was holding a staring contest and Jessica Alba has entered. Baron Davis also did some shit too.

Here is Alba's video. If you didn't think she was hot before, you will after this.

Yes We Can

Video of the Day: Dumb Ass Sideline Reporter Edition

My beloved 49ers are sucking ass this season. Before being crushed by Seattle this Sunday, Brand New coach, Mike Singletary (who almost broke shithead TE Vernon Davis in half for fucking around during the game) was interviewed by Fox sideline reporter Danyelle Sargent.

She immediately steps in a STINKING PILE o' SHIT when she says to Singletary 'I heard you called your mentor Bill Walsh...'

Apparently she did not get the memo ...Bill Walsh died last year. The football field they are standing on has a plaque with his name on it...the 49ers named the field after him when he died.

Here is the news story at the Merc.

Oh yeah, there is fucking video of this worst sideline interview eva.

Sarah Palin can eat shit.

All I need to know about that wack-job Palin is this...



Fuck you and your horse Palin. And take that old bastard McCain with you, that dishonorable fuck.

Pic of the Day: Praise Allah Edition

Fuck the Raiders

The Oakland Raiders got their ass-whupped on Sunday to their hated rival the Denver Broncos, 41-14.

Their Defensive Coordinator, Bob Ryan, had a rant after the game that is hysterically funny.

Here's one of the comments after that article:

RAIDER$EVER Says:
September 11th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

IF KIFFIN IS FIRED AND RYAN STAYS IT MEANS AL DAVIS´S BUNGHOLE IS EXTRA JUICY BECAUSE OF ITS MANY LICKS…WHAT THE FCUK WAS THAT????

Ahhhhh Raider fans, you gotta love 'em.



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Video of the Day: Cindy Lauper Rocking the Shit Edition

Cindy Lauper was one crazy biotch back in the day. When she released She's So Unusual in 1983, she blew up. Then she was with Capt Lou Albano in WrestleMania...she's a 80s icon man and I love her...but I have nothing but contempt for that other 80s 'Queen of Pop', the fuckhead Jezebel biotch of the First Order, Madonna.

Anyway, since 1985 Lauper has released a ton of albums, been acting and gaining a huge following amongst gay men. Those dudes are fiercely loyal to their icons, so she's up there with Betty, Cher, Kylie and Madonna now.

Lauper just cut a new record and one of the songs is the shit. Watch and enjoy.

BTW Cindy Lauper is fucking 55 years old now. Holy Shit.

Pic of the Day - .45 bullet to the Face Edition

I love me some inspirational Posters. From one of the greatest movies ever, even though QT turned fag and dumped Mira Sorvino

Pic of the Day - Female FAIL style

Check this honey out. I could not imagine NOT putting my frikken drawers on the right way. Somewhere a kitten died because of this chick's Epic Fail.

Getting back on the wagon.

Alright all you swinging johnsons, The Nghiemesis has decided that this blog has been languishing enough. There is going to be some pipe-hitting knowledge soon to be dropped. As Shooter McGavin said in Happy Gilmore "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"

This is for the Street Fighter fiends everywhere, especially SnapOffMode

Capcom is releasing Street Fighter IV for the next-gen consoles. SnapOffMode-don't cream your pants too soon.